the other night when i couldn't sleep i made this list of possible careers.

possible careers

doula

psychoanalyst

national park person

fire tower watch woman

lawyer but in a sexy evil way

lawyer but public defender

tarot reader

jungian analyst

nurse

museum curator

essayist

teacher (small children)

teacher (middle / high school)

social worker (in a different world)

professor

editor and i never publish anything

editor but i do publish things eventually

journalist

animal welfare job

therapist

saucier

working with people with dementia

urban planner

judge

political speech writer

executive assistant (only interested in this if it's extremely high power)