the other night when i couldn't sleep i made this list of possible careers. possible careers doula psychoanalyst national park person fire tower watch woman lawyer but in a sexy evil way lawyer but public defender tarot reader jungian analyst nurse museum curator essayist teacher (small children) teacher (middle / high school) social worker (in a different world) professor editor and i never publish anything editor but i do publish things eventually journalist animal welfare job therapist saucier working with people with dementia urban planner judge political speech writer executive assistant (only interested in this if it's extremely high power)